Wednesday, February 29, 2012
The Gentleman Caller Calls
It's me, the Gentleman Caller. I should tell you, in the interest of
full disclosure, what I like
about ALDI is it's cheap and it's crazy. What I don't particularly like
about ALDI is eating the food. Unlike the Lady, I've shopped at ALDI on
and off - mostly off - since it opened in my
neighborhood. I like buying ten things and getting
change back from a five and the dizzying feel of seeing boxes that are
identical
in every way to national brands except the name. I get woozy seeing the
familiar yellow and blue cheerios box, only to discover its....Crispy
Oats brand! It’s
like I’ve stumbled into Bizzaro Kroger. And where else can you get a
walker AND a gallon of milk? But of the many things I've tried, I would
rate (using the Lady’s
rating system) about three of them L or above. I'd give an A to the
seasonally
available Grandessa Salted Caramels (if you find these, buy all of
them!) and the no longer available Millville
Peanut Butter Cereal and an L to Southern Grove Trail Mix. Oh and an L
to the AM/FM iPod playing radio thing I got there once. The rest of the
things I’ve tried (coffee, yogurt, pizza, appetizers, candy, chips,
etc.) I’d
give a D and in some cases an I. I swear I got a headache from eating
mozzarella sticks once. But the Lady does insist that I review and so
with no further ado I give you my
first review – Baker’s Treat Cherry Pie!
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